“Figures never lie, but liars are always figuring” was one of my paternal grandmother’s favorite sayings.”
Others:
We are too soon old and too late smart
All sunshine and no rain makes a desert.
Be still little fish, all I want to do is GUT YOU !
This grandmother survived both the 1918 flu and the 1957 flu. She also survived a local Typhus epidemic in 1903 that killed my grandfather’s older brother.