“Figures never lie, but liars are always figuring”
was one of my paternal grandmother’s favorite sayings.”

Others:

We are too soon old and too late smart

All sunshine and no rain makes a desert.

Be still little fish, all I want to do is
GUT YOU !

This grandmother survived both the 1918 flu and the 1957 flu.
She also survived a local Typhus epidemic in 1903 that killed my grandfather’s older brother.