Was in conversation with a buddy of mine who works the armored car shift and he jokingly asked me the challenge of lightening his 5 Ton rolling Fort Knox and I Henny Youngmanly said to him: "Accidentally dropping all those canvas bags out the back door would be a good start. LOL.
good one ! next question, did he bite, and where did you "stash the cash" ?
good one ! next question, did he bite, and where did you "stash the cash" ? 
