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Would you expect MADD to allow drivers to drink at their events?



Awkward.

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sf-mo...erdale-20140304,0,338547.story

Before their MADD Dash and Walk Like MADD 5K events on May 4, the Fort Lauderdale chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving will toast its South Florida athletes with a swank cocktail party Wednesday night at AutoNation Headquarters (200 SW First Ave., Fort Lauderdale).



"I think its got a hemi"