1. Braided SS fuel line makes an excellent conductor. Especially for a trans dipstick that falls off the inner fender, against the hot post on the alternator with the tip touching the fuel line (which is full of fuel).
2. Jacking up one side of the car with the axles out will result in a $*%^& mess of hypoid oil on the floor.
3. Leaving a valve cover breather on the top of a '68 Fury air cleaner and slamming the hood will put a nice dimple in said hood.
4. Compressing a Caravan front strut with a cheap strut compressor will result in the strut firing itself around the garage.
5. Using a cheap tow rope to tow the race car to tech at the Brainerd musclecar shootout will result in much embassament, early.
6. Drilling a hole in the side rail of your trailer and installing a long self-tapping screw to secure the wiring may somehow be the reason the loading ramp cannot be removed.
7. Driving your Dart with the remote starter switch still attached may be a reason for the plastic end of the remote starter taking on the round shape of a header pipe.
8. Leaving a large box of nightcrawlers (with no top) on the floor of your air conditioned motel room to keep them cool is a bad idea.
9. Jumping out of a car at 30 mph because 007 and Arnold have done it is a bad idea.
...don't ask me how I know...