Ignoring the dipstick in my very high mileage daily driver results in taking the bus to work.

Being told to shut up and mind my own business while a neighbor was about to have his 4x4 Ramcharger towed with a wheel lift type towtruck results in many hours of laughing while watching said neighbor trying to scrub 90W off his driveway from a broken differential.

They are right, POR 15 does not come off your hands.....nobody said anything about your face!

Accell supercoils explode if you leave the ignition on without the engine running for a couple of hours. An oil covered engine compartment is a pain in the but to clean up.

Driving 5 miles back home with a broken tie rod is possible, the loose tire will follow strait but only at less that 1 mph.

Very expensive NOS parking light lenses melt very easy when the wrong bulbs are installed behind them.

I also agree that carb cleaner burns like hell when you get it in your eyes.

As the subject says, dont ask me how i know these things.