Quote: if you are driving the lawn mower in high gear and get stuck in a ditch be sure to put the lawn mower in low gear before you get off to pick up the back of the mower because if you dont you look like an idiot chasing the lawn mower down the street
if you load your tractor on to a trailer by unhooking it from the truck (redneck tilt bed) be sure to move the truck far enuff away from the front of the trailer... if not the trailer tongue will leave nice dent in the tailgate
You may be a Redneck if you 'design' your own "tilt" trailer
Tom
"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."
-Henry David Thoreau
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths
