Don't play chicken with your brother who's just as crazy as your are when you both have your girlfriends in your cars and you're trying to impress them. And don't think he'll chicken out before you, cuz he won't! You end up with a head on collision, only the girlfriends go the hospital, don't ask some guys I used to know.

Don't move to MN from WI pulling an 87 Jeep Wrangler that has sat for 10 years on a dolly that only carries the front wheels behind a big moving truck, and don't expect those old rear wheel bearings not to lockup, breaking the axle retainer bolts shooting the tire and axle across the freeway. And don't expect to see the jeep in the rear view mirror. And don't think the people hanging out their window waving their arms and screaming at you are crazy because they saw what happened and you didn't. Don't ask me how I know:)