Non-working gas gauges will make you late for work.

7 1/4" M-Body axles are good for one thing: Breaking!

taking your Diplomat through old railroad beds & flooded roads is a bad idea (but it's fun)

Stepping on a 16D while carrying a bag of shingles hurts, especially when you drove a 4 speed truck to work that day.

Hooking up your battery backwards in your Ramcharger WILL fry your fusible links.

727 bellhousings CAN cut your finger

Electrical tape, duct tape & super glue can make great band-aids.