Man, I had no idea this was such a righteous, law-abiding crowd!
But the volume of comments has made it difficult for me to remember who the good guys and bad guys are. Just to help me seperate the wheat from the chaff, could you no longer post to this topic if you have ever done any of the following;

cheated on your wife
lied to your boss
faked a time card
stolen from your employer
cheated on your taxes
cheated on a test in school
exaggerated a resume
fudged an expense report

I guess I could think of others, but this will be sufficient for this old codger to tell the cowboys from the indians.