Excuse me, Mr Coke Bottle Kid!
I think that the problem that us simple folk had here may have been with the fact that while a "free" set of shocks seems like a nice gesture, the modifications needed to fit them may be extensive. I'll take your word that they may be fantastic for the mans car if all the changes are made to fit them.
Your comments are a clear example of anonymous internet bullying. A fair and reasonable person wouldn't result to calling people a "backwoods moron".
Jeff