Ran engine on the dyno for 90 mins. Performed 8 tests. NO LEAKS!!!!! NO LEAKS!!!!! Not a single drop!!

What did I do this time? Three things in conjunction.

1: Machine backside of #5 cap for more oil escape clearance

2: Install new normal black seals as Monte suggested

3: Omit OEM windage tray

While I was skeptical Monte's method would work--apparently it does. My hunch though tells me the windage tray was the real culprit. Don't know for sure at this point. Greatest Friday ever. Thanks for everyone's help and thoughts and possibly prayers. J.Rob