Playful words on a sarcastic stage, that's all it is.
Some cars that are light have no need to go to Jenny Craig and that's fine, but most on here have big nose heavy street cars from the days of yore and they could use a light foot to hang with the heavies.

To each his own, but the few times that my long wheelbase has gone drunk from one lane to the other, I was happy to not be in a short wheel base. I guess it scared me straight. LOL.