Hello:

From the book of Mopar, as translated by me.

Yea as I pass through through the valley of Mopar
I shall fear no misinformation or hearsay,
conjecture and stupidy fall by the wayside.
As Mother Mopar’s Service Manuals and Tech
Bulletins guide me. My way is illuminated by
Common sense and the wisdom, and knowledge
of old timers who forged the path before me.
I comprehended the meaning of,
“Knowing the path and walking the path”.
Surely Chevy’s and Ford’s will die in my dust.
For mine is the meanest “Son-of-a bitchin” Mopar in the land.


Maynard