I'm gonna start a top 10 list for the trailer park I live in. I'm gonna put myself number one, because even though my daily driver Cobalt is dead stock and runs 16.70s, it'll still outrun the clapped out 20 year old minivans, SUV's, and rusted out early 90s iron that leave oil spots in driveways. If I do come up against someone faster, I'll get my wife's 91 Volvo out. It's even slower, but when the flashlight flashes I'll turn into the other guy's vehicle, claiming "I just can't hook up on this sorry %^&*%%$ road". Actually, it wouldn't spin the tires on oiled marbles, but the meth heads out here don't know that. Yep, I should be getting my own street outlaws show soon...