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Put him in the bed to keep it warm until you get there.

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And what the heck am I supposed to do with it?

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Cuddle. They LIKE to cuddle.

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While cuddling would be nice, cuddling with a spider isn't quite what I had in mind.

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With all those legs that work like arms? Just think of the squeeze hold they can put on you.

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