My apologies to the late Dr. Seuss, (with Green Eggs & Ham);

Would you like Tositos
here or there?

I would like them
here or there.
I would like them
anywhere.
I do like
Tostitos in a bag
I do like them,
Oz-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do like them
in a house.
I do like them
with a mouse.
I do like them
here or there.
I do like them
anywhere.
I do like Tostitos in a bag.
I do like them, Oz-I-am.

Would you eat them
from a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox, but
In a house.
With a mouse.
I would eat them here or there.
I would eat them anywhere.
I would eat Tostitos in a bag.
I do like them, Oz-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Eat the car!

I would,
could,
eat a Tostito car.