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As a general rule of antler.....

Moose do not care for birds or frilly bandanas.




After twenty more pages of "smites", it is now time for something completely different.



A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".