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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?

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They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.

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Or a penguin.

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Do Zombie's float ?

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No they are negatively buoyant. That allows them to walk along the bottom of the ocean. The first wave should be making to the west coast beaches with a couple of weeks.

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I should have known that....I remember reading it now

Good thing I am 8 miles from the beach, gives me plenty of time to gas up the chainsaw and sharpen the machette before they get this far.