"the buzz quietly swarming through the pits,
Is under Spyphish's hood is the shits,

Larry Perkins finally has the "good one" under the hood,
maybe if he gets the clutch right he'll change everyones mood,

The island Hemi may be underpowered on Friday to be a number 1 contender,
But everyone better get out of their way on Monday as they're not going to surrender,

I was hoping to see the return of Bucky,
It seems this Indy we're not that lucky,

The Robesonia group will be loaded for bear,
Having the rest of the field pulling out their hair

Little Joe and clan will be looking to go rounds,
This will be a sad Indy with two of our hero's down

Don't be sad they say while watching from above,
Hopefully the hate will cease and NHRA will have some Hemi love..."