Stupidest thing this week... My '92 Ramcharger is making these funny squeaking noises whenever the suspension flexes, right? So, thinking it's a shock absorber or some other such thing, I proceed to stand on the rear bumper while holding onto the driprail that goes over the liftgate. As I am bouncing the truck up and down with my buddy looking under the left rear wheelhouse, the step pad on the bumper proceeds to disassociate itself with the rear bumper, with me on it. Needless, I went sprawling and my bumper fell apart, while my buddy is laughing his buttinski off at me. I later find out that the step pads were held onto the bumper with silicone and double-sided tape. Can you say retard fix? Anyway, that's my stoopid trick of the week.


Do you angle park in a parallel universe?

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