Greg, the 'statistical mayhem' doesn't apply to any car as one has to use guestimates and improper math, like Mort did, to complete an exercise in futility.

Vegas would not take your bet as there is no way to prove the number produced therefore no bet. (If Vegas could prove the answer, there would be no reason to bet. The numbers would be known.)

Humans want finite answers to questions. It's how we work. Exercises like this show the great lengths people will go to to rationalize and justify the reasons to find that finite answer even if the methodology is incorrect.

Sometimes we have to admit and accept finite answers do not exist and we have to learn to live with that.