For Danger Ran the Camper Man.

Sing to the tune of Weird Al's 'Trigger Happy'



Got a Dodge motorhome, well you know it makes me feel all right
Got an orange shag carpet pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
There's no feeling any greater
Than to camp first and ask questions later
Now I'm camper happy, camper happy every day

Well you can't take my motor home away, I got a
grand-fathered right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the coasties are going to attack tonight
We'll toss our anchors out, yep, my seized 318 too
That out to teach the ocean bottom a darn good lesson
Now I'm camper happy, camper happy every day

CHORUS
Oh yeah, I'm camper, camper happy
Yes, I'm camper, camper happy
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm camper, camper happy
(Oh, I'm so) camper, camper happy
Yes, camper, camper happy
Better watch out, posting-punk, or I'm gonna have
To ban you away

Oh, I accidentally parked on a Honda last night, I'd do it again
I mistook it in the dark for the septic tank jump again
Now why'd that make me so glad?
It's just a lousy sand wound, Dad
You know I'm camper, camper happy every day

Oh, I still haven't figured out where the bumpers start on my camper yet
Little Fluffy took a hit, better take him to the vet
I filled that hugger so full of chrome
I'll have to use him for a hood ornament instead
Well, I'm camper, camper happy every day

CHORUS

Come on and drive your camper
What have you got to lose?
We'll all get liquored up
And camp over anything that moves

Got a faded old camper that's a real sight
Oh, I'm prayin' nobody tries to camp next to me tonight
I always keep a camper & some junk
You better ask yourself, do you feel campy, punk?
Because I'm camper, camper happy every day