You are his Imperial Majesty, Lord, God and King of all Dumb@sses, Master of Stupidity, Defender of the willfully ignorant, Prince of the Confused, Duke of Incompetence, Baron of Bullchip.
That precise enough for you? Cause we sure as heck do not want any mistakes.
They say there are no such thing as a stupid question. They say there is always the exception that proves the rule. Don't be the exception.
