Of course, as usual...

Hi, RS. Your package from SO is delayed due to our normal incompetence.

SCHEDULED DELIVERY: Pending

Initially expected: Friday 08/25/2023

INCOMPETENCE DELAY

TRACKING NUMBER: what's that?

FROM: SO

TO: TX, US, 76034, hells bells, we don't go there, too friggin' hot

SHIP DATE: Mon 8/21/2023 03:51 PM

DELIVERY LOCATION: IRVING, TX

Wondering when a package will arrive? Always when it comes via fedup

Last time somebody used F'eduped, the package was stuck in Cisco, Texas, on it's way from California, for two days, where they have no terminal, next report it's in Chicago, and takes another four days to get here.