In this day and age, it's better to remain single, be your own man, do your own thing, own your own stuff and when you get the urge, call up an enthusiastic cowgirl and then pay her to leave. More often than not, they put on a good show, do what they need to do and are probably more grateful than a woman in a relationship - because you both know exactly what's going on.

Don't get me wrong, I would welcome a long term relationship with a decent woman. The joke there is good damn luck finding one. Or, I suppose to be more accurate, Good Luck finding one that can see anything good about a low hanging fruit like myself. Women always want to date up but not all of us bring in 6 figures.