I don't let any of those crack heads touch my stuff. If they don't honor the classic car / motorcycle / diesel rules then move on to the next station. They are legally required to start/stop the pump but most of the time nobody freaks out if you hang it up and split.

As far as making sure they don't spill fuel on any car I always specify "no top off" and tell them to "fill it slow" on my old trucks and stuff.

If you live in a rural area you might be surprised at how the gas station attendant laws are handled between the locals. "Just make sure you don't light up a smoke" is what one kid yelled to me from the register inside the store.

Welcome to Oregon. Where in the state are you headed?