You forgot the part where you sell a buttload of t-shirts and make enough money to hit the reset button and do it all over again!
Oh, right. I can have people prop me up in my full bodycast next to the still-smoking wreckage and have folks drop $20 into a bucket placed at my feet to buy one of my autographed "Big Fool!" t-shirts.
Autograph them before the full body cast, it will be easier. I think this could work for you....unless you used a dodge engine, transmission or differential then it won't be fast enough to roll.