Originally Posted By GY3
Originally Posted By BradH
Hmmm... they don't have a forward-facing scoop... so they must be street legal, right? wink


Are you planning a Discovery Channel debut on Street Outlaws?

You bet! Here's my plan:
1. Get divorced a 2nd time & give the wife full custody of the 3 children
2. Raid my 401(k) to get the $$$ necessary to buy & build the ex-Pro Stock car into a "Street Outlaw" car
3. Go broke finishing it and alienate my ex-wife #2 & kids
4. Beg, borrow & steal my way onto "Street Outlaws" and call out Farm Truck for the right to challenge for the #10 spot
5. Get my nuts cut off on the tree by Farm Truck, then lose control of my car at about the 330' mark and roll it into a ditch, destroying everything I've sacrificed since Step 1 of my plan for about 4 seconds of "fame", plus any pre-race interview time & post-wreck footage
6. Load my now-trashed ex-Pro Stocker onto the back of the rent-a-flatbed that caused me to maxed out my Visa card
7. Drive home in total disgust & disgrace
8. Post about it on Moparts
9. Hang myself

Sounds pretty well thought out, right? Guess I'll start by telling the wife tonight at HER BIRTHDAY DINNER. whistling