Quote: Guess what I did tonight? Cut my grass, had a couple of beers, then went to the local cruise-in at the mall. And it wasn't unlawful because I can't get drunk on two beers, but I'm working on it now. Thanks for the great story Gary. Keep us posted on your next encounter with your Chebby buddy.
Well, I dunno. Two beers will put the smell of beer on your breath which is enough for a hardass cop to nail you for public intoxication in some places. And it's a (cop's) judgement call that counts, not yours and no breathalyzer needed for that one.
