Everything is clean and painted and detailed and I don't want to scratch anything up.

Gotta love Moparts answers.

Beat on it with a hammer.

No, beat on it with an AIR hammer.

let's put a steam roller on it.

Maybe some C4.

How about we just torch it and call it a day.

They say there are no such thing as a stupid question.
They say there is always the exception that proves the rule.
Don't be the exception.