Re: Announcement
[Re: topside]
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07/22/23 11:07 AM
07/22/23 11:07 AM
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On the run…
BloFish
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I Live Here
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On the run…
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It’s only given a week, that’s sh!ttE!
It really doesn't matter whether you win or lose…
as long as you look good doing it!
‘65 A100
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Re: Announcement
[Re: Rhinodart]
#3162012
07/22/23 03:25 PM
07/22/23 03:25 PM
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North Dakota
6PakBee
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I Live Here
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North Dakota
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Well I will be blowing it out starting Monday as I have a colonoscopy on Tuesday and can't wait to take the crap that will make me crap like a volcano...  Must be something in the water, I'm getting scheduled for one the first part of next month. I don't know about you but after the "cleaning" procedure, if I hold a piece of TP up to my rear end, it starts screaming.
"We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won't be offended".
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Re: Announcement
[Re: 6PakBee]
#3162082
07/22/23 07:09 PM
07/22/23 07:09 PM
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Central Florida
larrymopar360
Stud Muffin
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Stud Muffin
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Central Florida
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Well I will be blowing it out starting Monday as I have a colonoscopy on Tuesday and can't wait to take the crap that will make me crap like a volcano... Must be something in the water, I'm getting scheduled for one the first part of next month. I don't know about you but after the "cleaning" procedure, if I hold a piece of TP up to my rear end, it starts screaming. After an irregularity was seen in a MRI they told me I should get a colonoscopy. I did and everything was fine, no polyps. But something the doctor said to me had me laughing. He said "the best piece of advice I can give you when you're doing the bowel prep is this; if you think you're going to fart, it's not a fart. Trust me. You are going to chit yourself". LOL I recommend bypassing the tp and just go right to the shower every time. That's what I did. Warm water helps your poor butt hole.
Facts are stubborn things.
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Re: Announcement
[Re: cudaman1969]
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07/31/23 08:45 AM
07/31/23 08:45 AM
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Bitopia
jcc
If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
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If you can't dazzle em with diamonds..
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Posts: 22,696
Bitopia
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Just saw that next week is diarrhea appreciation week, starts on Monday and runs to Friday, thought y’all would like to know. Are we talking upper or lower diarrhea, just to be clear?
Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
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Re: Announcement
[Re: RoadRunnerLuva]
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07/31/23 05:44 PM
07/31/23 05:44 PM
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Central Florida
larrymopar360
Stud Muffin
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Stud Muffin
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Central Florida
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If you are over the age of 50.... NEVER trust a fart. You'll be sorry if you do.  I'm reminded of the joke, "how do you know when you're getting old? Dry dreams and wet farts"
Facts are stubborn things.
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