Announcement

Just saw that next week is diarrhea appreciation week, starts on Monday and runs to Friday, thought y’all would like to know.

It’s only given a week, that’s sh!ttE!

"runs" until Friday! Damn, you'd want to take something for that !!

So Taco Bell is giving out Coupons?

my old man would say something like that..........

Well I will be blowing it out starting Monday as I have a colonoscopy on Tuesday and can't wait to take the crap that will make me crap like a volcano...

Must be something in the water, I'm getting scheduled for one the first part of next month. I don't know about you but after the "cleaning" procedure, if I hold a piece of TP up to my rear end, it starts screaming.

This thread is a load o' crap, I tell ya...

After an irregularity was seen in a MRI they told me I should get a colonoscopy. I did and everything was fine, no polyps. But something the doctor said to me had me laughing. He said "the best piece of advice I can give you when you're doing the bowel prep is this; if you think you're going to fart, it's not a fart. Trust me. You are going to chit yourself". LOL

I recommend bypassing the tp and just go right to the shower every time. That's what I did. Warm water helps your poor butt hole.

This always makes me laugh!

If you are over the age of 50.... NEVER trust a fart. You'll be sorry if you do.

Are we talking upper or lower diarrhea, just to be clear?

I'm reminded of the joke, "how do you know when you're getting old? Dry dreams and wet farts"