Not really a joke, rather irony Local health director and sheriff have directives to cite people from out of the area from coming to this resort area to their vacation homes or rentals to escape larger metropolitan areas where they live. Seems the local hospital system cannot support the influx thus anyone not a legal resident of the county effective 3/9/20 has leave or will be cited. In other words don't head to the hills when the apocalypse or zombie invasion occurs.
With apologies to the great Merle Travis who did the original version. A serious topic, but, as of last week, I have a lot of time on my hands.
I went to work Monday Felt bad and I’m chilled to the bone.. A’ coughin’ and a’sneezin’ Boss said that I should go home He said “Man, you got bad news… Coronavirus Blues”
I called the Doc Tuesday But no one would answer the phone A message said “I’m sorry I’m sick so you’re all on your own Got all the trouble I can use Coronavirus Blues”…
Got hungry on Wednesday I hit a big store up the street But all the shelves were empty No toilet paper or bleach Clerk said “Ain’t much left in the way of food Coronavirus Blues”..
The market tanked on Thursday Retirement dropped like a stone Called up my gray haired Mama Hoped she could float me a loan She said “I just come back from a cruise I got, Coronavirus Blues”..
I social distanced on Friday Stayed home and I sat in my chair I looked out my front door window The streets was empty and bare Figured I’d really hit the booze Coronavirus Blues
My head hurt on Saturday Felt like I’d been hit by a truck I had a hard time breathin’ I knew I’d run out of luck There ain’t no ventilator I can use Coronavirus Blues
So Buddy that’s my story Take my advice and stay home Wash your hands don’t you touch things This bug might leave you alone Your life’s the only thing you’ll lose Coronavirus blues…
That is legitimately frustrating... but all it takes is one person traveling through or coming home, then going to work/church/store/whatever, and now it's in your community, and will continue to spread until everyone stays apart.
By the time a test is positive or they end up in the hospital, it's been spreading for a week or two, and now those people are spreading it.
Until we have a vaccine, the best way to fight it is to avoid catching it.
If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
About 1 more day with the witch home from work too and I just may be "locked up" rather than down...
Let me know if you go visit Guitar...I did some research over the w/e with a new toy and some new "grain" I'd like to try out...
The WHAT ? ... that lil sweetheart has some words about YOU !
And that granPa gEeZeR geeTAR ? .... good to see him finally checking in ..... that must have WALKED UP to West Virginny for as long as he was gone ...
i asked the local beer store if they wanted rid of their stock of corona, since everyone was afraid of it. i would haul it away for free. they said all brands were almost out, and the corona was the first to go ! it figures..........
must have WALKED UP to West Virginny for as long as he was gone ... 
