Corona Humor thread
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03/22/20 11:51 AM
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We have been bombarded with Corona news for weeks. It is everywhere. It's constantly on TV, radio, newspapers, in your email, text messages, social media and yes it is also on Moparts. There is good news(not much), bad news and of coarse fake news. Most of us are staying home as much as possible. Bristol and just about every other track in the country has Postponed all events both drag and oval until at least the middle of April. I would bet it will be a lot longer. The local car cruise in Elizabethton normally starts up first Saturday in April (probably not going to happen).
Instead of more distressing news let's post some Corona Humor here. Let's see some of the funny and/or absurdly stupid stuff you have run across.
As a reminder I'll start with "54% of all statistics are fake".
We're having a Corona party tonight. No one is invited.
Last edited by GomangoCuda; 03/22/20 12:40 PM.
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: DrCharles]
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03/22/20 12:06 PM
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This just out. It was on FB so you have to believe it
“So if it’s on the internet it must be true”
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: theraif]
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03/22/20 01:04 PM
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Tweet from the year 2050. - " I just used the last of my grand parents toilet paper"
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
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03/22/20 01:07 PM
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Will the "Green" movement soon be promoting using both sides?
Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: FM3AAR]
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03/22/20 01:15 PM
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No joke on this one but still funny. We bought this house in September and have yet to buy any toilet paper. The guy that owned it had the big jumbo packs stored everywhere. In the garage, shop, bathrooms, linen closets and laundry room.
What did he know that the rest of the world didn't last summer? And is that what killed him?
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
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03/22/20 02:10 PM
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I was being goofy and posted this clip on fb prior to things getting serious. Something to the effect of "I'd rather get the Jetty Colonna virus" as he sang this I Love Life improv bit while mugging it up with Bob Hope. For the record, both Jerry and Bob enjoyed their heyday before I came around so I only knew the man and his personality through caricatures in old cartoons. I posted the link (as I thought of his mustache pasted on a corona virus in my mind's eye)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pAzoAq_D2U
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Re: Corona Humor thread
[Re: GomangoCuda]
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03/22/20 04:17 PM
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Someone sent me a text of a video of a guy who was spoofing on the question about who would he rather spend the night with but it was about choosing how he wanted to quarantine himself. I can’t find it on YouTube so I can’t share it unless someone can help. It is hilarious. I share this for now.
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