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Corona Humor thread #2754487
03/22/20 11:51 AM
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We have been bombarded with Corona news for weeks. It is everywhere. It's constantly on TV, radio, newspapers, in your email, text messages, social media and yes it is also on Moparts. There is good news(not much), bad news and of coarse fake news. Most of us are staying home as much as possible. Bristol and just about every other track in the country has Postponed all events both drag and oval until at least the middle of April. I would bet it will be a lot longer. The local car cruise in Elizabethton normally starts up first Saturday in April (probably not going to happen).

Instead of more distressing news let's post some Corona Humor here. Let's see some of the funny and/or absurdly stupid stuff you have run across.

As a reminder I'll start with "54% of all statistics are fake".

We're having a Corona party tonight. No one is invited.

Last edited by GomangoCuda; 03/22/20 12:40 PM.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754489
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Pictures also.

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754492
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: DrCharles] #2754495
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: DrCharles] #2754499
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Caption says in Greek, I go to the supermarket and what do I see...


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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: DrCharles] #2754503
03/22/20 12:06 PM
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This just out. It was on FB so you have to believe it

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: dart4forte] #2754512
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754519
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: MarkZ] #2754521
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Love the Stones & Trump ones, thanks !

Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754529
03/22/20 12:35 PM
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I hope we never get to a place where we can't keep our sense of humor.

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Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: jcc] #2754552
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: theraif] #2754555
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Tweet from the year 2050. - " I just used the last of my grand parents toilet paper"


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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754557
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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754558
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Will the "Green" movement soon be promoting using both sides?


Reality check, that half the population is smarter then 50% of the people and it's a constantly contested fact.
Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: FM3AAR] #2754560
03/22/20 01:15 PM
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No joke on this one but still funny. We bought this house in September and have yet to buy any toilet paper. The guy that owned it had the big jumbo packs stored everywhere. In the garage, shop, bathrooms, linen closets and laundry room.

What did he know that the rest of the world didn't last summer? And is that what killed him?

Last edited by GomangoCuda; 03/22/20 01:28 PM.

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754566
03/22/20 01:37 PM
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Not a funny, but the reality. Daughters family entered a contract to buy a house with close by April 30. People can't go look for another house (moving to mid west) and planned to sell everything in an estate sale. I told daughter under circumstance she can rent back enough to pay their rent on house and storage and make payment themselves, insurance would have to be figured out. Also require seller to have entire house sanitized if there is an estate sale there.
Oh, about the o.p....

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754580
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I was being goofy and posted this clip on fb prior to things getting serious.

Something to the effect of "I'd rather get the Jetty Colonna virus" as he sang this I Love Life improv bit while mugging it up with Bob Hope.

For the record, both Jerry and Bob enjoyed their heyday before I came around so I only knew the man and his personality through caricatures in old cartoons. I posted the link (as I thought of his mustache pasted on a corona virus in my mind's eye)...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pAzoAq_D2U

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: RusTy/SE] #2754588
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Received this from a friend. Don't know the origins.

The Corona virus is the best thing that could happen to me.

My wife doesn't want to travel.

You don't want to buy anything because everything comes from China.

She does not go to the mall (or to any event) for fear of being infected.

She spends all day and night with her mouth covered.

This is not a virus. It is a plan of salvation


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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: GomangoCuda] #2754619
03/22/20 04:17 PM
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Someone sent me a text of a video of a guy who was spoofing on the question about who would he rather spend the night with but it was about choosing how he wanted to quarantine himself. I can’t find it on YouTube so I can’t share it unless someone can help. It is hilarious.
I share this for now.

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Re: Corona Humor thread [Re: dfsmopars] #2754620
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