GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
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06/09/14 10:27 PM
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Here's one for you. Tile guy comes to my house the other day to give me an estimate on some tile work. Very professional, seems intelligent and knows this stuff it sounds like. But then we entered the Twilight Zone. He sees my Dart project in the garage and we're off...
Him - Is that the Canadian Nova? (I swear!)
*In his defense, the roof and all windows were covered by the car cover*
Me - Nope. That's a 69 Dart.
Him - Cool! My Dad bought a new one in 70 with a Hemi.
Me - What?? A Dart?? I thought the Hemi Dart was a 68 only deal.
Him - They were supposed to be, but my Dad knew a VP at Dodge and they built one for him and his friend.
Me - (How do you respond to that?) I just said, keeping a straight face: Wow that's a very rare car and has to be worth major bucks.
Him - Yep. Dad wrecked his and we junked it and his friend sold his to a guy in Japan around 1980. Sold for right at a quarter mil. My Dad was not very happy knowing that he should have salvaged his.
Him - I used to do the speed thing, too only in a boat.
Me - Oh yea, a drag boat? (WHY would I ask that...really???)
Him - Yessir. A real nice, custom Pickle Fork. Built a small block Chevy for it though. I wanted to build a Hemi, but they're just too damn heavy.
Me - (Wanting out of this conversation without being rude) Yea, those small block Chevies are hard to beat for cost.
Him - Chuckles and says, Cost?? I have over $25K in that motor! I still have it even though I don't have the boat any more.
Me - Wow! That's one high $$ Chevvvvy.
Him - It was worth every penny. Made over 700 HP.
*Now I'm thinking maybe I underestimated the guy and he's just Mopar limited. Turns out no, he's just limited period.*
Me - How big is that small block?
Him - Wait for it....wait for it... It's a 327 out of a Corvette.
Me - (Stunned) Wow...what heads and cam? (oh please make him go away)
Him - It's got trimmed (what the heck is that?), shaved and ported Fuelie heads and a...wait for it again...full roller 3/4 race cam. Oh and special titanium valves and pistons.
*I swear he's saying this all with a straight face*
Then he goes on to say, the boat was a record holder at over 160 MPH. But then he retired, pulled the motor and cut up the boat...
Me - Why did you cut up a perfectly good boat hull?
Him - It was a special one off Sanger hull and it was in my contract with Sanger that I destroy it when I was done so the other boat builders couldn't get ahold of it.
Final note - When my wife passed through the garage she obviously heard some of this and knowing better herself threw me a life line. Came back out, handed me my phone and said it just rang didn't know if you need to answer it. As I'm looking at the call log and noting NO calls in the last hour, it rings! It's my home number calling me and the wife saying, "Tell your new friend you have to go now" all the while, she's cracking up. I managed to say "Hold on just a second" and tell the guy to email us the estimate, I have to take this call. Thanks, Honey!!
Oh, and I think we'll be getting other estimates and NOT have the garage door open.
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
[Re: Thumperdart]
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06/09/14 10:48 PM
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HAHAHAHA, unfortunately I have encountered several guys like that. I'm pretty sure that they are so oblivious to how stupid they actually are that they expect people to believe their BS...best part is they always argue when you point out a flaw in their story, then even more BS gets tossed on
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
[Re: Thumperdart]
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06/10/14 12:07 AM
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I like messing with people. I had my turbo car at the strip for the 1st time a couple weeks ago. It was runnin but pig rich. It looked like a train going down the track and the announcer made a joke about it being a diesel because of the smoke lol Well every hick at the track asked what kind of diesel it was. After hearing that a few times I started telling them it was a three cylinder Cummins with twins lmfao. It's sad that a few believed me ha ha ha.
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
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06/10/14 12:22 AM
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I hope you sent him packing. Any guy that could make up a story like that on the fly, I wouldn't trust him to do anything. Great story though, thanks for the laugh.
You're 100% dead on. Gave him an old email address that only gets junk mail.
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
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06/10/14 01:25 AM
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not to hijack but i have a similar story..sort of.. only.. I was the contractor..the guy wanted a large french door install onto his porch and skylights installed in the porch roof. after showing me the work needing to be done..the subject of cars comes up..he begins to tell me how he had this thunderbird and that thunderbird.. then i tell him i like cars..but it was late and i wanted to leave..so i kept it real short.. He then says..i have this old car in the garage would you be interested in barter for it.? Im thinking a thunderbird..so i politely pass. but he is insistant..we step into the garage an he turns on the light.... and this is what i find in the garage. my first thought as it comes into view is..im looking for the shine off the chrome on the rear door handles... best part...there was no rear door handles..
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
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06/10/14 03:21 AM
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I had a guy show up doing estimate for a new fence, and he notices a 440 on a stand in the garage. He asks about it, I tell him it's just a 440 out of a big Chrysler, and he smirks and starts telling me this story about a 283 he had that would beat any Mopar. I chuckled a bit and he went on about how it made more hp than big blocks because it could spin higher rpm. I wanted to end the conversation so I just asked him about the fence and started to close the garage door. This guy was probably pushing 60 so, when he first asked about it I thought I might hear some cool stories, but no...got the same ignorant BS. Guess it's true - young dipshits just become old dipshits.
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Re: GOTTA LAUGH AT THIS ONE..part 2...
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06/10/14 07:22 AM
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HAHAHAHA, unfortunately I have encountered several guys like that. I'm pretty sure that they are so oblivious to how stupid they actually are that they expect people to believe their BS...best part is they always argue when you point out a flaw in their story, then even more BS gets tossed on
Amen to that, I get it all the time, Don't ever tell anyone what your car runs when they ask (not talking being at the track), just in general car talk on the street, they will always "have" or "have had" a car that ran faster, Its amazing how many guys have 8-9 second street cars or "DID" in the past , But where i get them is i say "cool", sooooooo what was your MPH in the 1/4 , Then i get , Or the all famous "my engine has 900 HP at the wheels" but yet there bumming a cigarette from me .
I have come to the conclusion over the years that when it comes to cars, there is more BS thrown around then any other sport, I try & be honest, I don"t understand what thrills these guys to BS so much, are they that insecure.
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