About 15 years ago, the owner of the grocery store I worked at asked me several times to stop parking my AMC Gremlin in the front staff parking area as it made the store look "trashy". He'd rather me park on the side or behind the store. The thing I had a problem with was the fact that back then, my Gremlin was still in decent condition. Other people were driving cars or trucks that were in way worse condition but y'know, discrimination. What was funny was that my winter car was a '71 Swinger with more rust than is allowable by law, but that car was O.K. to park up front.


Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka, Blessed art thou among cocktails....