I overheard one know-it-all at a show telling how the Gunslinger automatic pistol grip shifter was factory and he was really starting to attract a crowd with other bs.
I interjected and figured I'll one up him.
I proceeded to tell him that I had been involved with the development of the pistol grip shifter when I was in the military, and used to work on it in my spare time.
Told him one time, I accidently parachuted into a Turkish prison and held everyone at bay with my proto-type shifter handle before making my escape.
I then walked away leaving him in silence...always counter bs with more bs.