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Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... #3205894 01/18/24 02:17 PM 01/18/24 02:17 PM
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 8,162 USA 3 360view OP Moparts resident spammer
360view OP Moparts resident spammer 3 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 8,162 USA	It is so cold that I just saw a cat give birth to MITTONS. It us so cold that Mountains are wearing earmuffs under their snow caps. It is so cold that pickpockets are getting frostbite when they touch cold cash. It is so cold that Infolinks ads freeze my browser window.... what so cold jokes have you heard?

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: 360view] #3205908 01/18/24 03:04 PM 01/18/24 03:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,332 Addison Twp, Mi. RobG top fuel
RobG top fuel Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,332 Addison Twp, Mi.	It is so cold that I have to break the smoke off my chimney It is so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted - including the boxes. it is so cold the mice were playing hockey in the toilet bowl it is so cold - I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket it is so cold my mail shattered when I tried opening it Last edited by RobG; 01/18/24 03:05 PM. I am not rich...but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I am not broke! Can we get the Mexican cartels to help us with our supply chain issues? They don't seem to have any trouble getting stuff from one place to another.

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: RobG] #3205948 01/18/24 03:58 PM 01/18/24 03:58 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 34,884 S.E. South Dakota ! bigdad Still Posting A Lot
bigdad Still Posting A Lot Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 34,884 S.E. South Dakota !	I got out of bed and bumped into the dresser and broke my pajamas. The lips of fools bring them strife, and their mouths invite a beating.Proverbs 18:6

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: bigdad] #3206030 01/18/24 08:43 PM 01/18/24 08:43 PM
Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,821 South Bend John Brown top fuel
John Brown top fuel Joined: May 2012 Posts: 1,821 South Bend	It's so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. July 19th should be "Drive Like Rockford Day". R.I.P. Jimmie.

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: John Brown] #3206053 01/18/24 10:46 PM 01/18/24 10:46 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,485 Candler,NC / Myrtle Beach, SC J JDMopar master
JDMopar master J Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 8,485 Candler,NC / Myrtle Beach, SC	It's so cold.....I saw 2 Beagles with jumper cables trying to get a Rabbit started so they could run him!

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: JDMopar] #3206128 01/19/24 10:05 AM 01/19/24 10:05 AM
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 16,146 Mesa, Arizona D dart4forte I Live Here
dart4forte I Live Here D Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 16,146 Mesa, Arizona	Yep, it’s cold “So if it’s on the internet it must be true” Abe Lincoln

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: JDMopar] #3206132 01/19/24 10:14 AM 01/19/24 10:14 AM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 9,117 Tucson, AZ Ramrod39 My New Title
Ramrod39 My New Title Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 9,117 Tucson, AZ	It’s so cold Jack Frost changed his name to Jack Froze. It’s so cold the local flasher just described himself to me. It’s so cold Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself. It’s so cold it’s colder than a room full of ex-wives. It’s so cold prisoners are volunteering for the electric chair. It’s so cold I chipped a tooth on my soup.

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: Ramrod39] #3206199 01/19/24 01:46 PM 01/19/24 01:46 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 19,396 north of coder moparx "Butt Crack Bob"
moparx "Butt Crack Bob" Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 19,396 north of coder	it's so cold it's freezing the balls off a brass monkey............

Re: Submit Jokes: It’s so COLD that..... [Re: 360view] #3208020 01/25/24 07:47 AM 01/25/24 07:47 AM
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360view OP Moparts resident spammer 3 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 8,162 USA	https://www.aol.com/news/75-short-jokes-laugh-minute-225831384.html sample quote I only catch cold on weekdays. Probably because I have a weekend immune system. How do movie stars stay cool? They have many fans. What did one beer say to the other? It's ale good. What do you call coffee with a six sense? Déjà brew. Why shouldn't you make a dinosaur mad? Because you'll get Jurass-kicked.

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