It is so cold that I have to break the smoke off my chimney

It is so cold every kind of cereal in the cupboard is frosted - including the boxes.

it is so cold the mice were playing hockey in the toilet bowl

it is so cold - I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket

it is so cold my mail shattered when I tried opening it




Last edited by RobG; 01/18/24 03:05 PM.

I am not rich...but I get off my ass everyday to make sure I am not broke!

Can we get the Mexican cartels to help us with our supply chain issues? They don't seem to have any trouble getting stuff from one place to another.