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sample quote

I only catch cold on weekdays. Probably because I have a weekend immune system.

How do movie stars stay cool? They have many fans.

What did one beer say to the other? It's ale good.

What do you call coffee with a six sense? Déjà brew.

Why shouldn't you make a dinosaur mad? Because you'll get Jurass-kicked.