Dear Mr. VP of HR and VP of Finance, my fiscal responsibility has put me in a position that everything that I own is free and clear of any liens or monthly payments, so I see 2 options, I will be ready at 7:00 am daily for the limo service to pick me up as that will greatly enhance the company image when the word gets out about the limo service, or I will gladly drive the company provided vehicle of your choice (gas insurance maintenance provided) and park it in the place provided for me, if the company is to pursue further action on this matter the discrimination lawsuit will help me reach my goal of an early retirement as a fiscally responsible employee. Thank you for the concern in this matter.


Sorry honey I spent the rent