Car ran last week, and no wiring has been changed.
Definitely getting gas, as verified from watching it squirt.
Also tried priming it with gas directly.
Also cranked it with the throttle wide open in case it was flooded.
Just got home from the parts store.... A healthy squirt of ether didn't help.
I'm going to pull the plugs out and have a look right now.

Thanks for all the help so far.