Haha!
Reminds me of my J body 1980 Cordoba LS- I met a guy at a swap meet, and talking with him, I told him I had an 8 3/4" rear end, a 440, and a 727 transplanted into my car.
He then told me to find a long box 70's ClubCab Dodge pickup, and take the rear half of the two piece driveshaft, and it would bolt right in.
Skeptical, I bought one at the wrecker, and sure enough.....