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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 09:49 PM
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I think someone else may have figure this out too,slicks don't work well on wet pavement,even dot approved ones.
When patching hole in junk jeep waggoneer drivers floor,don't assume because the filler cap is on the rear Qtr that the tank will be there also.
Eleven 1/8" holes in a straight line,where did they come from?
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 10:07 PM
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That when your dumasss bro-in-law drills thru his trunk floor to hook up a trailer hitch( 68 Charger) that you can wet yourself laffing when he punctures his new spare tire.(new car blues in 1968). Also, when he mounts his 8-trak player on the floor tunnel( no console) that it only takes about 10 minutes to fry his transmission when all the ATF is pumped out because he drills through the floor AND the trans case. I really pissed myself on that one.
I'm lost in the 60's and DAMN proud of it.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: MoPar Jamie]
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07/13/03 10:19 PM
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Dont put washers behind flywheel bolts 
"Don't ask me how I know"
http://www.moparts.org/ubbthreads/
Last edited by moparts; 07/16/03 02:17 PM.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: 440Wedge]
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07/13/03 10:49 PM
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When pulling your speed boat out of the lake with your '69 Roadrunner 4-speed, don't let your drunken/stoned friend drive the car up the ramp if he doesn't know the reverse indicator light means the car is in reverse when he let's the clutch out. "Don't ask my friend Bill how he knows..."
There is a reason for wearing welding goggles when welding. "Don't ask my friend Steve how he knows..."
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/13/03 11:09 PM
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Never try to take a dip of copenhagen with the window down at 80 MPH said copenhagen will fly out of the can and be attracted to your eyes like a magnet, creating an intense burning sensation in the eyes making it impossible to see the road because your eyes have turned into niagra falls trying to flush it out. It tends to make driving at 80 MPH a tad difficult without wrecking.
And never rub said eyes as it only makes it worse!
never pick a fight with a dip of copenhagen in as it will ensure two back to back A$$ whoopins
1. for picking the fight and 2. for puking on the guy your fighting with after he hits you in the stomach making you swallow your copenhagen
Jason
Glad to know I'm not the only one with these troubles!!!
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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COPENHAGEN is the breafast of champions its the first thing I do in the morning and the last thing I do at night.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/14/03 12:56 PM
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 Here's yer slug
Hey PrimerDuster318.... you LICKED one of those things???? 
I never SAID I did...On this thread, at least.
But it's hard to talk for a while afterwards, Don't ask me how I know that!
Maybe I should have added this to a different thread titled "Everyone else was doing it" or "What's the worst thing you've put in your mouth?"
BTW, I personally know hundreds of people out here who've licked those things, so I COULD have simply witnessed the result and posted it because I thought it was funny, or maybe I was really dared to do it as a kid, Only I know for sure.
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/14/03 01:20 PM
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Of course you do, Tom. It's just a Gastropod, which many people are fond of eating. Not much different from Escargot or Abalone. Lots of people eat that... ...It's just that THEY cook it first. Don't ask me how I know this, but they don't taste like Bananna. They will coat your tongue with a thick layer of slime, which bonds quite well to the taste buds and is hard to wash off. Try rinsing your mouth with coca-cola. Don't lick one and then eat potato chips or something else salty. If you've ever poured salt on a snail you'll know why. 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
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07/14/03 04:18 PM
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Dont ask,,,,,,,why its a bad idea to try pushing your car that dont get any tracktion at winter with snow and ice all around the wheels. And dont put the car in gear,, turn the frontwheels max to the left,, walk out of the car and look how the rear wheels slowly spinning around without getting hold on the icy surface and THEN help pushing the car from behind as much as you can. Dont think you can catch up with the car if it by this operation luckely get grip and disapper in a crowded street with no one inside the car,,and please,, dont ask me how,,,, Best R Olle B
I once own one of the best Challenger vert theres been!!
Now I live on my memories,,, Its cheaper, but not as fun as before!!
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: amxautox]
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07/14/03 05:32 PM
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When you're just 11 and "helping" a grownup work on a car, it's not a good idea to hit the brake pedal while the drums are off.... When you're 18 and rewiring an antique car, do not use the old "twist and tape" method - you'll go slowly crazy. When you're 18 and pouring a little gas in a carburetor to get a car started, it's best to use a very small container rather than a half-full 16 oz cup - just in case it backfires.... When placing a plumbing truck on a service station lift, it's a good idea to move the truck farther forward than normal to compensate for the added weight of the equipment and supplies in the back - that way, you won't have to change your underwear... When adjusting the carburetor on an older running lawnmower without the safety shut-off handle, it's a good idea to keep the tip of your finger out from under the lip of the housing... 
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Re: "Don't ask me how I know..."
[Re: Just Cameron]
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07/14/03 08:49 PM
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If licking that slug is so bad. What about the inbreeders who were licking those FROGS back in the 80s out west? My parents asked me so many time about frogs I brought home a big old toad and asked them if they would lick something like that. Got a whipping for being a smart@$$ but never got asked about frog licking again.
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