Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411759
12/07/12 11:03 PM
12/07/12 11:03 PM
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OzHemi
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Do I have to enjoy it? Can't I merely "tolerate" it?
![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scope.gif)
Considering it's expiration date is a year ago, I think even being able to tolerate it might be a stretch. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif)
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411761
12/07/12 11:10 PM
12/07/12 11:10 PM
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OzHemi
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It's not even a meal.
Well... I can think of a certain Mr. Panasonic that does not agree with you.
And I bet he would be none too happy about preparing at great trouble to itself, expired "meals" ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411762
12/07/12 11:12 PM
12/07/12 11:12 PM
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OzHemi
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I actually created a $190M invoice, intending to attach it to a post asking "is this enough detail?".
The BILL TO was
John D. Pollack
He will remit it to the Canadian office for payment. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: OzHemi]
#411763
12/07/12 11:14 PM
12/07/12 11:14 PM
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68HemiB
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pssst I'm enjoying what is clearly a crate-fresh VB. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer.gif) (I will probably settle on chips & salsa instead of expired ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/popcrn.gif) )
Down to just a blue car now.
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Re: Does Smite ever expire ?
[Re: 68HemiB]
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12/07/12 11:17 PM
12/07/12 11:17 PM
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OzHemi
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Pssst.... If wine is better after being stored in a wooden barrel, VB being stored in a wooden barrel (that was rectangular shaped) must be even better. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer.gif) Chips sounds like a good idea.. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1343795-scratchchin.gif)
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411768
12/07/12 11:22 PM
12/07/12 11:22 PM
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OzHemi
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Hopefully, they won't pay in Canadian Dollars*
(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
There is no such thing as a Canadian dollar.... ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Twocents.gif)
That is why they are not able to pay for things. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif)
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: OzHemi]
#411769
12/07/12 11:23 PM
12/07/12 11:23 PM
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TheBlueBeast
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Hopefully, they won't pay in Canadian Dollars*
(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
There is no such thing as a Canadian dollar.... ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Twocents.gif)
That is why they are not able to pay for things.
They do not even have ham.
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
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12/07/12 11:24 PM
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OzHemi
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(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
What is your feeling on Liters in that case? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1343795-scratchchin.gif)
And would your microwave tell you to enjoy a boiled imperial gallon of water as much as it would a "normal" gallon of water? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shruggy.gif)
And...is an imperial gallon, a meal? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1343795-scratchchin.gif)
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411771
12/07/12 11:24 PM
12/07/12 11:24 PM
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MuuMuu101
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I have a very demanding microwave.
After the elapsed cooking time is up, it beeps, and commands in the little scrolling information window
"ENJOY YOUR MEAL"
Do I have to enjoy it? Can't I merely "tolerate" it?
Is a bag of popcorn really a "meal"?
What if I am only microwaving June Bugs to see if they pop?
(perspiring minds want to know)
Don't remind me... I have to start using the microwave for all my leftovers and frozen delights. My beloved toaster oven just died on me 3 days ago. You will be missed Toasty! RIP April 2010 - December 2012 ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Re: Silly Smite
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#411773
12/07/12 11:29 PM
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TheBlueBeast
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(* Not unlike the "Imperial Gallon", this unit of measure is widely-known to be fictitious)
What is your feeling on Liters in that case? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1343795-scratchchin.gif)
And would your microwave tell you to enjoy a boiled imperial gallon of water as much as it would a "normal" gallon of water? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shruggy.gif)
And...is an imperial gallon, a meal?
My microwave would probably scroll fictitious unit of measure if I put in an "Imperial Gallon".
"Liters", on the other hand, are real.
I have consumed 1.75 of them before. But not in one sitting. And it wasn't microwaved. But I enjoyed it.
Did it look like this?
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Re: Silly Smite
[Re: 68HemiB]
#411774
12/07/12 11:29 PM
12/07/12 11:29 PM
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OzHemi
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I have consumed 1.75 of them before. But not in one sitting. And it wasn't microwaved. But I enjoyed it.
I would have assumed if you had consumed 1.75 liters at one time, you would not be sitting, but passed out on the floor. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif)
And you might have enjoyed it, but how did your microwave feel ? ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1343795-scratchchin.gif)
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