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Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388755
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.....and you said you were out of ideas?






The sawzall, and microwave prove otherwise.

The submarine one is still disturbing too..

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388756
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Tesla_HV] #388757
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




And therefore float...

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Tesla_HV] #388758
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




Or a penguin.

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: OzHemi] #388759
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




And therefore float...


And are witches.


Tom

"Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing."

-Henry David Thoreau

Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths

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Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388760
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




Or a penguin.




Do Zombie's float ?

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: OzHemi] #388761
09/22/09 09:32 PM
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




Or a penguin.




Do Zombie's float ?




No they are negatively buoyant. That allows them to walk along the bottom of the ocean. The first wave should be making to the west coast beaches with a couple of weeks.

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Tesla_HV] #388762
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




Incase you missed it Monty....Barry's official welcome sign, you would blend right in.



Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Tesla_HV] #388763
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Maybe a log splitter will be next.

Are red-heads made of wood?




They would therefore weigh the same as a duck.




Or a penguin.




Do Zombie's float ?




No they are negatively buoyant. That allows them to walk along the bottom of the ocean. The first wave should be making to the west coast beaches with a couple of weeks.




I should have known that....I remember reading it now

Good thing I am 8 miles from the beach, gives me plenty of time to gas up the chainsaw and sharpen the machette before they get this far.

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: OzHemi] #388764
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I'll have to visit there sometime.

Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: Tesla_HV] #388765
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I'll have to visit there sometime.




You should, they like tourists too..


Re: How many ways to attack you? So far I mean. [Re: DirectSubjection] #388766
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I just meant pirate smiley ideas...




I am sure you will work out something else instead

Zombie Ale, or perhaps Zombie Bitter ? [Re: Tesla_HV] #388767
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Hey Monty, any new 's come off the assembly line lately?

Re: Zombie Ale, or perhaps Zombie Bitter ? [Re: OzHemi] #388768
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I just unloaded an old one, does that count?

Re: Zombie Ale, or perhaps Zombie Bitter ? [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388769
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does that count?




I don't know....you tell me....




Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388770
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workin herd....

Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: ph23vo] #388771
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Insert your own joke;

"The fire was believed to have been ignited by spontaneous combustion of manure at a ranch"

News at 11;

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/nati...fornia_36114646

Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388772
09/23/09 12:18 AM
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Insert your own joke;

"The fire was believed to have been ignited by spontaneous combustion of manure at a ranch"

News at 11;

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/nati...fornia_36114646




That stinks....



















Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: ph23vo] #388773
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workin herd....




Any bets that they duck the charges?

Re: The epic silly thread. [Re: Alaskan_TA] #388774
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So there I was, sitting in Camp Taji, Iraq sometime in 2006, surfing moparts and there was a thread about fluffy. I even became fluffnaught. Now, here I am, going on 4 years later, and another nonsensical thread has sprung a life of its own. Glad to be here.

PS, someone see my ad in 71+ B=bodies and buy my car.


Ole' Ugly, my 1985 Gran Fury. Luke, my 39,000 mile 77 New Yorker, Darth, my 50,000 mile 60 New Yorker.
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