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70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks #3214067
02/17/24 01:13 AM
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https://www.ebay.com/itm/126300315044?

Only consideration here is if it’s joke of the week, month, year, or decade, or millennium?


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: SomeCarGuy] #3214086
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That's a lot of money for a 20,000 car.
Love the wording tho.....
Could make colonascopy sound like a spa day...


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: 6bblFLASH] #3214094
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Is the a foot print gas pedal??? Hahahah, and that cheap steering wheel wrap. Engine compartment is a disaster. Maybe 25K tops? Ugh.

Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: SomeCarGuy] #3214111
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Puttin' on the foil in Charles...
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showroom quality bumper

Which showroom?

And did they paint it by throwing handfuls of paint at the car?

That said, if the body and underside are solid, it's got to be worth morw than $20k-ish, no? A 70 E body?


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: not_a_charger] #3214115
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Man...once you open the pics, that thing is BAD. Passenger rear quarter looks to be hand sculpted from Bondo....what a turd.


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: oldjonny] #3214119
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I like the spliced in trailer light wiring harness in the trunk.

Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: IROC78] #3214135
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What a heap!


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: 6bblFLASH] #3214218
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Originally Posted by 6bblFLASH
That's a lot of money for a 20,000 car.
Love the wording tho.....
Could make colonascopy sound like a spa day...

Hi Dennis hope all is well, isn't it crazy what people are asking for. Hell a 70 that is little more than a section of cowl,inner fenders and a core support and people ask for15k.

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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: cudatom] #3214272
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I mean it’s just a horrific car at 90 grand. I clicked on it, expecting to see a survivor, like the one in mcg this month. More I scrolled the pics, I had to stop and go read the ad, something I never bother with unless pics show something I like. I looked for a disclaimer that this was a joke, or some guy wanted his car consigned for that much and they apologize for the bs. It’s just something you’d see in person and wait for the punchline to happen, but the moment never comes.

I saw a mint looking 70 bcuda about two months ago. CA car, now 440 six pack, four speed, Dana, red on black. Typical street performance goodies, ready to go car. 60k ask. Local car show ready. Oh and a shaker.

Or you could pay more for this thing, with some cutesy little quips in the ad.

Tough call.


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: SomeCarGuy] #3214828
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Who appraised this POS at $88.9K? And who writes the ad copy for this dealership - what absolute drivel! puke

Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: SomeCarGuy] #3214873
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I like the "seller feedback scores exclude classified listings"...LOL


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: Rhinodart] #3214879
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I love it!
I love 318s! I'd drive the hell out of it!
But, yeah, no way it's worth what they are asking!
Maybe 20K.

Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: ProStock1320] #3214891
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I'd be all over that for around 25k and then stuff an R/V motor in it with A/C...

Oh wait, that's an episode of RoadKill....


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: rocksmopar] #3214914
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I like the outstanding detailing of the engine compartment. A lot of time and effort went in to that. And the vintage “ scuff and shoot “ Earl Shieb 49.95 paint job brings back memories. They even included 14 year old tires and frame saving oil leaks.

What a true bargain!


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Re: 70 barracuda for laughs and scorn, what jerks [Re: 69superbee383] #3217096
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The majority of the cars at Classic Auto Mall are consignments so a lot of them are ludicrously priced. But they also have couple of good deals if you go walk through the place - just not on Mopars!


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