"One has said Sledphish is offensive and dumb,
so Reher has made socks to make him go mum".

Look for the "Dart Dude" in a different car,
may be the biggest mystery on here by far.

As much as Bucky wanted to make make the show,
a run on the dyno resulted in a no go.

We were lookin for Jason to put the King Cuda in flight,
The wildest thing out of West Virginia, since Jesco White!

Racers will miss the chicken fryin on Friday night,
The crowds at those feeds were quite a site.

The Pa. Yellow Dart will make it this year.
New paint and power may require a new gear.
With Steve & Jr. pushing big John,
He'll line up in front and say "bring em on".

Cake will have em all chasing their tail,
look in his trailer for boxes of quail.

A new 4 speed for the crew of Hard,
makes them become the new Hemi wild card.

With family and friends working for Perk,
the new shifter will fly with one swift jerk.

Daniels will be trying to make them stand on their head,
to make up for Maple Grove where he went red.

Wolkwitz sits back and doesen't say much,
but his car has power by the bunch.

Jeff has the MCH Dart ready to go,
Just needs to get brother Bob to lead the show.

Orginal Dart brought North by Mr.Comella,
a lot of color mixed in with a little yellow,
son Steve and Chuck C. will make the trip,
new motor and hood should make the Dart rip.

Westcotts are workin to raise the bar up,
look out if Sr's got the styrofoam cup.

The most runs this year by a SS/AH car,
Dan Zrust,the Gold Coast Cuda the leader by far.

Missouri Mule wants to put on some hurt,
Russ called Tony D at Speciality Motorwerk.

Wayne Brooks hemi car is the only one from the West,
Sure will miss Raybourn, Booker, Viera and all the rest.

Charlie's loaded up with just one wish,
to pair up first round with the Spyphish.

I just got a PM, Lil Joe's in PA,
Getting some help from the boys at Rays.

Daniel Rogers is hot, drivin for the Tueton stable,
But it's up to Modern Cylinder Heads to put his power on the table.

Another Louisiana Hebert has got to be fun,
Can't wait to see what Timmy will run.