Makes me wonder if this is just to silence the 2-door crowd. We've been calling for a 2-door Charger for years. So now they make one that's so ugly, nobody's going to buy it. That way, they can go back to cranking out even uglier 4-doors and continue to tell us there's no market for 2-door cars anymore.

Funny how I see tons of 2-door Hondas, Kias, and BMW's and I live in the armpit of the universe!

I mean.... this Charger isn't terrible... I've seen worse. But, it's BORING. Dare I say Chrysler has not cranked out an exciting car in over 20 years. Even their fancier Challenger models are just lipstick on a pig. The Challenger is also a BORING car. There's no style to it. It looks like someone asked their 6-year-old to draw a car. I bet the retail on this new Charger ain't gonna be cheap either. So, shelling out $75,000 for a boring car? No thanks. There are options for something much more stylish at that price point.


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